Percy Jackson (Reincarnation AU cont.)
So, as requested by citlalyisnthere, I wrote out the World War I scene from that reincarnation au. As you can expect, considering it’s World War I, it’s like 20 times darker then the original au, so fair warning.
Percy Jackson was not a fan of war.
The posters and recruiters had made it sound like such a huge, grand thing, worthy of the gods. If you fought in war you might get hurt, but you wouldn’t die. No definitely not. You’d get a medal and rewards and go home and meet some naive girl that you had to protect form the horrors of the world and you’d live to be old and gray and tell your sons stories of war and how one day they’d grow up to be a solider just like you.
Percy decided that if he ever did have children, he would make sure they knew that was all bull-shit. It wasn’t likely he was going to have kids though, the chances of him living through this were getting smaller with every bullet fired his way.
Also he wasn’t sure where he would find a naive girl, all the ladies he’d met were a lot smarter then he was. That was when he’d realized that maybe the posters weren’t quite accurate about how wars worked.
He’d signed up regardless, he couldn’t just sit at home and do nothing, so that’s how he ended up choking on mud in no man’s land between two sides of the world in… he wasn’t sure what country he was in. It didn’t matter that much, he had bigger things to worry about.
#I think the best bit about this #is the way John sort of stares for a second into space #as if he’s repeating that over in his head to make sure sherlock really said that #and then is just like #i mean really sherlock you’re so smart but you’re so dumb jesus #and lestrade looks like he’s biting down on something idk
I love that I don’t know who’s the sassy bitch in this scene.
This is what I choose to do with my spare time.
I JUST LOS T My SHIT
I’m sO FUCKING DONE
I loST IT AT SAM
I’M NOT EVEN LAUGHING ANYMORE I’M JUST WHEEZING AND CLUTCHING MY CHEST.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU KNOW THAT LAUGH YOU DO WHERE YOU LAUGH SO HARD NO NOISES COME OUT? THAT’S WHAT I JUST DID OH MY GOD
StOp ITS ONE IN THE FREAKING MORNING
ITS 3 IN THE MORNING AND MY LAUGHING JUST CAUSED MY DOGS TO START BARKING!
WHO FREAKEN BROUGHT THIS BACK!?
That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school.
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great.
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'
Release the penguins